thelittlefig: jaunepois: In Portland, we don’t say “i love you”, we say “tree tREE RAIN recycle green put bIRd on it LOCALLY gROWn toms shoes BEER” which roughly translates too “i dont know how to pump my own gas” i think that’s really beautiful tru
theintermediatestates: wondermaid: don’t give young boys props for “being persistent” with girls. it’s not a good thing. at best it’s annoying and at worst, harassment. when a girl doesn’t want to talk to you, it’s not a challenge. you’re not supposed to “chase” her. you’re supposed to leave her alone.
hotweiners: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing Layers and layers of communist propaganda
cumbustible: man sometimes I forget that penises don’t just completely deflate and disappear like there’s still a floppy tube thing just hanging there all the time that must be so weird
guncomfortable: Being told I was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now I have a complex and question my entire existence when I dont excel at something right away 100% accurate
drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
i guess i have a boyfriend now whoop
your blog name was sick
How odd I can have all this inside me and to you it’s just words.– David Foster Wallace’s The Pale King (via dulcetdecember)
crankkky: meladoodle: girl you gonna need a permission slip to ride this dick
frenchfrysweatshirt: a haiku about periods haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny